This is a warning, in poem form, for Michael's (my crush's) girlfriend

 
If you were to ever harm Him
I would then whisk Him away
I would protect and charm Him
And you would regret that day!

If you ever raise your voice
Against His gentle loving way
In my strong arms He'll then rejoice
And you would regret that day!

If you ever raise your hand
Or cause His good nerves to frey
That is when I will take a stand
And you would regret that day!

If you do not start to treat Him well
We will then tell Him not to stay
I'll make your life a living Hell
And you would regret that day!

If you do not protect Him
It will be your body and soul I slay
Don't act out as if you are above Him
For you will then regret that day!